Who’s My Good Boy?

My fur children, Beazer the Pom and Chili the Vizsla.

My fur children, Beazer the Pom and Chili the Vizsla.

I love how much pets are a part of our human families. I love how they often know what we need, a warm snuggle, a little bit of excitement, an evening run… They are our fur-babies, our human children’s fur-brothers or sisters. They make our lives that much better.

I know there are a lot of you out there who know what I mean – am I right Anne? Wouldn’t life be a little less sweet without that face?!

Lily and her fur cousin, Blitz!

Lily and her fur cousin, Blitz!

Scrolling through facebook posts a couple of day ago I noticed that a college friend’s longtime family dog had passed away. These posts are, unfortunately, all too common. And they absolutely break my heart. While we’ve not lost one of our “original” Brian-and-Courtney-Daniel-Family pets yet (although, trust me, there have been near multiple misses), I could feel the pain of Marci and Aaron’s family having lost my childhood family dog a few years ago.

RIP Riley

RIP Riley

To Marci, Aaron and the girls: A fur sibling/baby is as much a part of our families as the human members. They give us joy, companionship, excitement, heartburn, high blood-pressure, at times, and most of all the unconditional love that they know we all deserve. Your Riley will be missed, but never far from your hearts, and all dogs go to Heaven.

I said before that Riley’s passing caused me to reflect on the passing of my own family dog, and then, more happily, on his mischievous life.

Copper the dog.

Copper the dog.

Copper, the 15 inch beagle, was intended to be a gift for my sister. She had been asking for a dog for a while, and while my dad was out-of-town on business, she worked up a small “research paper” on beagles and pet care. She delivered this to my mom along with an ad from the paper indicating the sale of beagle pups on some farm in the stix (Julia Rupp, I think you ad something to do with this…).

My mom, thrilled that my sister was actually reading, followed by the writing of a real research work, decided that my dad would be stuck taking Claratin for the next 14 years and that my sister should be rewarded with a puppy.

I’m sure, at times, my dad wished he would’ve stayed on that business trip.

Elbee and dad drove out to the farm where the beagles were being sold and brought home the cutest little puppy – complete with terrified look and, as we would learn at 2am that night, beagle howl. His name, while I voted for Snoopy, was Copper from the Fox and the Hound, although my mom likes to say it stood for ‘Copper of the Fields’ since my parents lived in the Copperfield development…

My sister was to be the ultimate caretaker, but it was raining that first night, and the puppy was scared and missed his mother, and my sister was a better sleeper, so I took care of Copper. I remember being out in the rain asking, no begging him to go potty so that I could return to my bed. Elbee did take him to puppy kindergarten and I know she loved Copper, but for all the research that went into his acquisition her interest was a bit short-lived.

I, on the other hand developed a special bond with Copper. He was, as my mother called him, my brother (just in case she needed a reminder I would always correct her and say, “Mom, he’s just a dog, not my brother”). A bit reluctantly I walked him, fed him, and eventually taught him numerous tricks, all of which he eagerly did when promised a treat for performance (he usually just sat there and stared at me unless I waved a treat in front of him).

As I’ve taught my children to respond “Me!” when I ask them “Who’s my good boy?” I first taught Copper to bark when I waived a treat and said to him in baby talk, “Who’s my good boy? Who’s my good boy?!”

Aiden and his fur-uncle Copper at my parent's house the day before he passed away.

Aiden and his fur-uncle Copper at my parent’s house the day before he passed away.


Copper, old and sick, but little boys don’t care about all that. They just love.

He was also good for laughs. He had a penchant for human legs. Although neutered, he never quite figured out that humping a nearby leg was going to get him nowhere, fast. Once, while I was still in high-school I had a party while my parents were away (sorry guys) and Copper took it upon himself to latch on to one of the attendees and not let go – literally all night. He hung on to his leg as this poor kid walked from room to room and conversation to conversation. It was quite the sight, and I am sure Copper enjoyed every minute.

One Easter my parents got me a rabbit. He as a darling little Netherland’s Dwarf named Thumper after the bunny in Bambi. I kept him in a cage on the wet bar in our lower level. In case you didn’t know, Beagles are hunting dogs, and they typically hunt rabbits. My parents should have referenced my sister’s research paper before purchasing the bunny. Instinct took over and Copper “hunted” that bunny every time he was able to navigate the baby-gate blocking him from the lower level. He’d point relentlessly at the cage while the terrified bunny squeezed against the farthest corner. Poor Thumper. I’m sure he was relieved when I went away to college and he was given to a neighbor with young girls and no dog.

Copper’s favorite thing to do? Steal food. He developed quite a jump for a smallish dog. In my parent’s house my bedroom was directly under the kitchen. If food was being prepared it was hard not to hear feet walking around. But if the sound of human feel quieted and the “click click click” of canine paws and nails on the wood floor were heard above they would soon be followed by the “shuffle, thump, shuffle, thump” of dog jumping. “MOM the dogs getting dinner off the counter!” It happened at least once a week. Raw meat, loaves of bread, butter, anything he could bounce to reach. “Judy, what did you do with the pork chops?” Copper.

Copper also had a thing with pottying on stuff. Generally he would do it to mark his territory like most normal dogs, but he also did it when he was mad. Mad at you. He didn’t like it when my parents went out-of-town and he’d usually blame whomever was “babysitting” him. Once, while I was in college I house sat for my parents while they were away. They had left Copper at the Silver Dog Bed and Biscuit for the weekend and I was to pick him up and watch him over the week at their house. I did a ton of laundry before going to get him and left it in piles (my mini Mt NeverRest) in my bedroom.

After picking him up and bringing him home I realized that I’d left the baby-gate blocking him from the lower level open and he’d taken off towards the bedrooms – jerk! I ran after him and found him in my room, leg lifted to the laundry. He looked at me. I looked at him. He looked back at me and peed, long and good all over my freshly washed clothing. Bad dog!

Yes, he's thinking about stealing food.

Yes, he’s thinking about stealing food.

While Brian and I were dating or engaged my parents went out-of-town again and asked us to watch the house and “my brother”. Brian had brought along a huge bag of chocolates, all wrapped in shiny foil, which he planned to consume after dinner. Copper jumped for the bag on the kitchen counter a few times and was promptly scolded. The bag was pushed father back on the counter. He laid off. A bit later Brian asked, “Where’s the dog?” “Oh my God! He’s gone downstairs!” I’m sure, dear readers, you’ve figured out Copper and the lower level were never a good match.

We flew down the stairs and there he was, leg lifted on my bedroom door. He looked at us. We looked at him. He looked at us and peed all over the door. “Catch him! Catch him,” I hollered at Brian. Brian went for paper towels and Anti-Icky Poo instead.

As we dealt with the dog urine on the floor the unmistakable “click click click” of canine paws and nails, followed by the “shuffle thump” of counter foraging filled the hallway. “Chocolate!”

We arrived to find Copper, a ripped plastic bag and one or two remaining chocolates in the front hallway. He ate them all, foil wrappers included. He distracted us with pee and stole the candy. He knew what he was doing. And so did I when I fed him hydrogen peroxide. He vomited foil and chocolate for the better part of two hours that night. He never stole chocolate again.

When Copper passed away in my arms at the age of 14 it was one of the hardest things I’ve gone through in my adult life. Maybe it was because he was so connected to my youth, so much a part of my growing up – always there when I needed a friend, able to make my blood boil, but able to make it melt all the same. Or maybe it was because he truly was a member of my family. Maybe my mom was right all along. Copper was my baby brother.



Here’s to happy memories of all the furry family members we have loved over the years! Cheers, Copper! May you be making as much mischief in dog Heaven as you did in dog life.

It’s Shiny and Red

When I was a kid I attended a rather ritzy private school in St. Paul, MN. The student parking lot was kind of a joke compared to most student lots. It was filled with the most unbelievable cars, all of which friends or acquaintances drove – Mercedes, BMWs, Toyota Land Cruisers and plenty of Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4s. Most of these cars were presented to their drivers (I’ll say drivers since using the word “owner” would not have been accurate in most cases), but anyway, to their drivers on 16 birthdays or upon receiving a valid drivers license. Lucky them.

I did not get a new shiny car on my 16th birthday. I was tricked a time or two, however…

Christines Car

Merry Christmas, Christine!

Before I continue let me congratulate my baby cousin, while squeezing a tiny bit of residual adolescent jealousy from my heart, on her shiny new Christmas/birthday ride. Somehow I doubt my darling uncle or super cool auntie ever tricked Christine while she patiently waited for her very own car. Instead I know that they really did give her a brand new Toyota convertible, shiny and red, as a reward for growing into a responsible, fun, kind, license holding young lady. Lucky her. (But really I am totally excited for your, Christine!!)

YAY! Welcome to the Cummins family, Minnie.

YAY! Welcome to the Cummins family, Minnie (a name which I do hope was a nod to your Minnesota roots, my ATL counterparts…)

Moving on with my story… When I was maybe 13 or 14 we were visiting my grandma in Chevy Chase, MD. There was a local Chinese food restaurant she frequented which was located very close to a Mercedes Dealership. As we drove to dinner one evening (okay at 4pm, but old people eat early) she asked me what I wanted for my birthday. She was very generous and always gifting my sister and I whom she saw only twice a year. I looked around and replied, “That,” pointing directly at the Mercedes-Benz convertible sitting out in front of the dealership. “Of course, honey,” my grandma replied. Done deal. Sweet.

1991 Mercedes-Benz Convertible. Oh-la-la!

1991 Mercedes-Benz Convertible. Oh-la-la!

The saga over actually getting the car Nonnie promised me grew over the next couple years. My parents wanted to see certain grades, a demonstrated level of responsibility, and they assured me that my grandmother was completely unaware of how much a Mercedes even cost seeing as how she never drove, ever, or even owned a car since my grandfather passed in 1979. “I drive a Camry, for God’s sake,”  I recall my dad hollering once. Fine, be that way, parents. I’m sure I stomped off to my room.

My easy to ruffle feathers on the subject did give my dad plenty of ammunition. One day he found me brooding over this or that in my bedroom (brooding is what 15-year-old girls do). “Courts, guess what?” “What?” “I have something for you in the garage… Its red and its shiny and it has a motor!”

I don’t remember but I am pretty sure I knocked my little dad out of the way as I flew threw the door, down the stairs and out into the garage. Nothing. What? Where is it, what is it? “Over there, Courts,” my dad, who had righted himself and followed me out of the house, said.

Where, where, where????

Then I saw it. “That?” I said, “That is a lawn mower, not a car. Daaa-aaad. You are so mean.”

My dad thought it was funny. Back to brooding for me.

Booooo. Not my idea of a red shiny vehicle - no offense to Toro, Uncle Tom.

Booooo. Not my idea of a red shiny vehicle – no offense to Toro, Uncle Tom.

Sometime when I was 15, close to 16, my dad was in a pretty bad car accident (thank you MN winters and snow-covered freeways). His Toyota bounced between the medians of highway 94 three or four times, spinning all the way, hence crushing almost every surface of the car’s outer body. My dads immediate need for a new car meant there was pretty much no way I would be getting one. Oh well. Dad was okay, so I would be too. Until he did this…

“Courts, I have something for you! It’s got four wheels and it runs on gas…” “Dad, I don’t want another lawn mower, thank you!” “…and it runs on these keys.” Did he say keys? Did he just hold up keys on a key ring? Yes!!! Once again I knocked him over as I snatched the keys and ran from my bedroom. Car, car, car, car… Here I come!

Through the door, into the garage, car, wha? No way, what the heck was this thing?! It was not my dad’s car, or a new modest middle class vehicle, the kind I was used to my parents purchasing every four or so years… No, this thing was ugly, and I mean you-ain’t-got-no alibi ugly. “Uh, this is for me? It looks kind of, unsafe?” “Don’t you like it,” my dad asked, fishing for my champagne tastes to rear their ugly little heads. “Daaaaad, it’s so ugly. What is it? Do I really have to drive it?” My dad was already laughing, hard.

Rent A Wreck

Ick. My dad’s Rent-A-Wreck was pretty close to this one…

Rent A Wreck Logo

Turns out the car was from Rent-A-Wreck. While his Toyota was being assessed the insurance company provided my dad with a lovely rental (note to self: never use that insurance company). He decided it was the perfect opportunity to trick me, again. Mean.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. I totally fell for it.

This vehicle was once HOT! Photo credit to the Smithsonian Museum of American History (seriously).

This vehicle was once HOT! Photo credit to the Smithsonian Museum of American History (seriously).

Driving my mom’s gorgeous faux wood paneling-clad minivan, and on occasion my dad’s new Honda, were as close as I got to that beautiful Mercedes over the next couple of years. You may wonder if I ever got the car in the end. Eventually the Honda was given to me permanently when my dad decided to graduate to luxury vehicles and began his lengthy love affair with Infinity (he now drives a Prius, which is a blog for another time). But the time never came while my vehicle could have joined the ranks of the Saabs and Land Rovers of the SPA parking lot, no, not so much. Booooo.

In 1999 I did get, with his help, a darling little New Beetle which was able to grace the UofM Gamma Phi Beta parking lot and haul WAY more people than it was ever intended to haul (or for which it had seat belts), so I eventually forgave my cute little dad.

“Which one does she want,” the sales man asked my dad. “The red one,” he said, “because it looks like fruit and it will make her happy.” Lucky me.

New Beetle Lovebug. Thanks, dad!

New Beetle Lovebug. Thanks, dad!

HO! Oh-No…

Yes folks, that is a space heater. Yep. It is.

Yes folks, that is a space heater. Yep. It is.

I love Christmas. I hate disappointment. I hate to disappoint. I hate to disappoint anyone, but I really hate when it’s one of my kids.

It never seems to fail that something goes wrong during vacations or holidays – times when being in good health is necessary or times when a plumber, handyman or HVAC tech costs three times as much as the would on any given normal day. The furnace is on the fritz. Not normal.

This morning while running around the house I noticed that I felt a chill. A quick mental check followed: Feeling fine, not sick. Physical check: What’s the room temp?? Oh dear, 61 degrees and dropping. Remember, its Minnesota in December and it was -5 degrees outside at the time, so I had little to no hope.

I called my father-in-law who has some knowledge of HVAC. He was on my doorstep within twenty-five minutes (thank God). However, knowing me and my slight obsessiveness for well, all things, I had already lit a fire in the fireplace AND scheduled myself a service call with Dean’s Heating and Air Conditioning, just in case.

My awesome raging fire in the fireplace. Nice.

My awesome raging fire in the fireplace. Nice.

Thank you for calling Dean’s where its a great day. This is Heather. How may I help you?

First of all, it’s not a great day for me, Heather. It might be for you, especially if your tech makes it here for a minimum service call fee of $89 (which I did find reasonable, but I did not admit to Heather). Not to mention I assume you would have a fantastic day if you got to sell me a new furnace. Me, not so much. I might be calling back to cancel if we can get this thing working.

We did, and I did. Regrets…

We had very pleasant Christmas Eve celebrations first at my in-laws and then at my parent’s home. Seeing family was fantastic. The food was excellent everywhere, and the tres leches cake from Cafe Latte was totes amazeballs (is that what the under 25 set use these days to describe total greatness?). And everyone was fascinated with Colin’s Christmas wish – you know, the real live hedgehog.

Where do you get one? How big is it? How big does it get? What does it eat? How do you take care of it?

It came from Wildhearts Hedgehogs in southeastern MN. It is small now, but will grow to be about a pound. It eats cat food. For real. And you take care of it by gently playing with it, helping it socialize, bathing it, oh yeah, and by NOT letting its room temp drop below 72 degrees.

Why the 72 degree room temp, you ask? Well, they are desert animals and if their environment gets too cold they begin to enter false hibernation. This has the potential to be lethal to a hedgie. Excellent. This thing won’t be hard to take care of at all. Not at all.

Wouldn’t you know upon arriving home from Christmas eve events the house temp had once again dipped to 63 and was falling. The plan had been to get the boys in bed, play a little Santa and lastly run over to my sisters and retrieve the hog to place under the tree. Well now, that last part definitely can’t happen. How depressing would it be to have Colin open his falsely hibernating hedgehog, not to mention emotionally scarring for a hopeful six-year-old.

Brian worked hard to get the stupid furnace blowing, but we have a bad sensor (a problem previously encountered) and the wrong tools for the job. Brian is certainly skilled at his trade, but mechanical issues are neither his, nor my strong suit. At least he knows what tools would be needed in a given situation. Again, me, not so much. What do you mean you can’t use a regular screw diver (pointy or flat) instead of a socket something or other? Don’t they do the same thing? No? Fine.

The air is still chilly and we have no real way of doing much about it at 1:00am on Christmas. So now I arrive at the potential disappointment of my son when he eagerly runs toward the tree looking for his hedgehog, only to find it’s nowhere in sight. No cage, no wheel, no cat food. Bummer. The hog will have to remain in my sister’s toasty laundry room just a tiny bit longer.

What to do? I thought, searched, and came up with a reasonably decent solution, but we’ll have to see how it passes the sniff test in the morning. A small hedgehog toy, purchased at Pottery Barn Kids – meant for Colin but not in said situation. A box with holes, meant for the hedgehog who is not here. And a note from the Big Guy himself written in my rarely seen and incredibly terrible cursive.

Stuffed replacement player. PBK Hedgehog finger puppet. Not even close to the real thing.

Stuffed replacement player. PBK Hedgehog finger puppet. Not even close to the real thing.

Dear Colin,

Your house was too cold for the hedgehog I brought you so I sent him to Brooks’ house. He is in your aunt Elbee’s laundry room. You can meet him later today!

Merry Christmas


I think this whole situation qualifies as a HO! Oh-No moment in time.

I dread Colin’s reaction although I am sure he will be good-natured and excited to visit his new pet. I also, and more so, dread the call I might have to make in the morning. Thanks for calling Dean’s where it’s a great day.

HO! Oh-No it isn’t, Heather. I thought I told you that yesterday!

Mt. NeverRest – Laundry and Why it Never Ends

I started here tonight - Mt. Never Rest Number One!

I started here tonight – Mt. Never Rest Number One!

So I know I mentioned the never-ending pile of laundry I face on a daily basis. I’ve affectionately named it Mt. NeverRest – because that is exactly its outcome for me. I never get any REST from the silly thing. In fact I am pretty sure I’ve seen it grow completely independent of the dryer cycle’s ending chime. it’s like a Gremlin – and mean, too.

Someone more on top of it than I am might ask, “Why, and how does this pile get SO large?” For me the answer is simple: Uncontrollable wardrobe changes – and they are not mine (insert your surprise here).

You may know that Brian is the owner/operator of a small family owned stone and tile installation business out of the Western suburbs. What this means is that he wears “work clothes” on a daily basis and I don’t mean a suit and tie. His work wear is a mess – thinset and grout encrusted t-shirts and denim which have caused us to go through three dryers since moving into our home (try getting that stuff cleaned out of a dryer drum – I don’t care how many times you take it apart – It won’t fix ANYTHING and you are at Lowes for your next dryer, again). Needless to say he is never in these clothes long after arriving home.

Generally he discards ALL work wear, showers, changes into jeans and a v-neck or t-shirt and goes on with the rest of his evening. But that is not all from Brian, of course at the very end of the night he preps for sleep by changing yet again into jammie pants and/or another t-shirt.

By-the-way, he leaves trails of all his cast off clothing around the house. If I need him quickly and he’s just arrived home, I can usually follow the trail to find him somewhere in the house!

I made progress tonight AND I found the missing iPad!

I made progress tonight AND I found the missing iPad!

As for the boys they attend a school which requires that they wear uniforms. This poses a new laundry issue – all of the shirts need to be washed by color with ONLY uniform shirts or they start to tinge strange colors. Try taking the brand new white shirt from the laundry… Sadly, it’s made its way into Brian’s work wear wash and is now a funky shade of grey. Yuck and darn you Land’s End School Uniforms!

Both of the boys participate in soccer, swimming and skiing. Aiden currently has three different soccer uniforms which need to be washed one to two times per week and returned to his soccer bag or its mayhem trying to get out of the house to a practice on time. Thankfully Colin only has one soccer uniform right now. Not to mention the outerwear – each boy has two sets: One for school which may go missing and will not cause me to have an aneurysm if it does, and one for skiing which I also keep separate for those early mornings trying to get out of the house to lessons – plus I really might keel over if any of this gear is lost (or eaten by my dryer).

Aiden seems to have an uncontrollable need to change his clothes every time his activity changes. Perhaps it’s because he is constantly changing from one uniformed activity to another on a regular basis, but I’m seriously tired of explaining that we don’t need a wardrobe change from Legos to Wii – there is no uniform for either!

Colin is another story. He’s been a “dirty clothes hider” for quite a while now, having had some trouble mastering number two, if you catch my whif, I mean drift… It’s gotten a LOT better lately, but in the past I purchased so many pairs of mini boxer briefs from the GAP I almost questioned acquiring stock in the company over it.

Much better, but it all must be put away and this was only Pile One

Much better, but it all must be put away and this was only Pile One

So what does this all come down to? Follow along for my daily laundry list:

  • A load of Brian’s work clothing (usually destroying at least one article of clothing of mine or the kids if Brian does the wash)
  • A load of general colors or whites
  • A load of towels, dish rags or bed linens (sanitary wash which take 2 hours to run)
  • A load of Uniform Blues for school
  • A load of Uniform Whites or Yellows
  • Other

And then there is all my laundry – NONE of which Brian is allowed to touch. I almost died the time I pulled the cutest little sweater out of the laundry and thought, “This is the absolute sweetest teeny J.Crew sweater, but we don’t have a girl…” OMG My SWEATERRRRRR!!!! 😦

Pile Number Two - OMG I might pass out

Pile Two – Yikes!!

I wash everything of mine separate from the general colors or whites on delicate and hang dry almost each item. It can be daunting, but honestly, it’s so much better than the sinking feeling of seeing that tiny pair of pants or that tiny little sweater emerge from the dryer after a nice hot cycle. Money down the drain and in the trash – literally.

If you can see some way through my sea of darks, lights and whites, I am totally open for suggestions here, people! It’s never-ending. In fact I still have a load in the wash, timed to start around 4am so that it is ready to throw in the dryer when I meander down to the laundry room in a couple of hours.

As for this evenings adventures in conquering Mt. NeverRest; I am happy to say that I made at least two summits, and gladly put away all the neatly folded items as ALL my boys slept soundly (dogs included). YAY for me.

Pile Number Two going down!

Pile Number Two going down!

Sadly, when I felt completely accomplished I walked in to use the bathroom and the photo below is of what I found on the floor – discarded play-wear from the end of Colin’s day. And so the molehill begins to form into another glorious mountain!

Remnants of an evening shower before jammies.

Remnants of an evening shower before jammies.